drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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