so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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