Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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