I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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