We're like a lot better than the average bears
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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