Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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