dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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