Ambien. No doubt about it.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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