I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
wow bdsm is so cute
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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