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Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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