May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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