He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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