It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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