Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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