Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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