He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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