It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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