so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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