She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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