guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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