I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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