Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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