I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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