Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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