I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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