but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She bit a glass in half.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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