Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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