hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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