Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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