Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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