Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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