I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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