I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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