Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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