Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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