The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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