I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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