Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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