Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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