This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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