They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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