my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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