Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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