And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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