my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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