Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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