I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We left the knife in your bed.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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