maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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