Walk of Shame. In a state park.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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