just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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